In the Book "Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth" I found my path through life. It's summed up in the fourth chapter of Phillipans:
Verses
4: Be happy
6: Don't worry - Talk with God
7: He will give me peace
8: Dwell on the good stuff not the bad
13: I can do anything with God's help
19: He supplies all my needs
BARRY CAULFIELD'S
EMPLOYMENT RECORD IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. DOG CATCHER
2. GREEN HOUSE POTTER
3. PRINTERS DEVIL
4. PRINTER
5. BOOK BINDER
6. NEWSPAPER DELIVERY
7. MAGAZINE DELIVERY
8. STEVEDORE ON GASOLINE BARGE
9. STABLE BOY
10. RIDING INSTRUCTOR
11. HORSE BREAKER
12. GOLF CADDY
13. BULL WHIP ACT
14. ROPE TWIRLING ACT
15. BAR TENDER
16. DRUM MAJOR
18. BATON TWIRLER
19. SWIMMING INSTRUCTOR
20. LIFE GUARD
21. BUS BOY
22. WAITER
23. SHORT ORDER COOK
24. ROOM SERVICE WAITER
25. PRISON GUARD (OUTSIDE)
26. JAILER (INSIDE)
27. MILITARY POLICE
28. RAILROAD SECURITY
29. MACHINE GUNNER
30. MILK DELIVERY MAN
31. MARINA WORKER
32. CONSTRUCTION LABORER
33. ASSEMBLER AIR PLANE PARTS
34. MAP MAKER
35. INSURANCE UNDERWRITER PROPERTY
36. INSURANCE UNDERWRITER CASUALTY
37. SAFETY ENGINEER
38. INSURANCE SALES
39. INSURANCE AGENCY OWNER
40. AAA SALESMAN
41. DRIVING INSTRUCTOR
42. OWNER DRIVING SCHOOL
43. TRUCK DRIVER HELPER
44. TRUCK DRIVER
45. BOWLING PIN SETTER
46. NOTARY PUBLIC
47. LAWN MOWER
48. TULIP PLANTER WORLDS FAIR
49. ELECTRIFIED FARM BOY WORLDS FAIR
50. MAIL SORTER POST OFFICE
51. HEAVY EQUIPMENT OIL FILTER SALES
52. STEEL & ALUMINUM DRUM SALES
53. RE-REFINED OIL SALES
53. BIKE SHOP SALES & REPAIRS
54. GROCERY AISLE BOY
55. GROCERY VEGETABLE BOY
56. GROCERY DAIRY BOY
57. RED CROSS LIFE SAVING INSTRUCTOR
58. MOVIE THEATER SIGN HANGER
59. DRUG STORE CLERK & DELIVERY
60. DOG KENNEL WORKER
61. DOG KENNEL OWNER & BREEDER OF
GREAT DANES
62. FROZEN HORSE MEAT DELIVERY
63. SODA FOUNTAIN BOY
64. SWIMMING POOL CLEANER
65. BODY GUARD
66. SNOW SHOVEL-ER
67. CIRCUS WATER BOY
68. DISH WASHER
69. AUTHOR
70. COLLECTION MAN FINANCE COMPANY
71. GREETING CARD MAKER
72. INVENTOR OF EPOCHRON CLOCK
73. OWNER OF R&D COMPANY
74. HOROLOGIST
75. INTERNET INVESTIGATOR
76. INSURANCE RISK MANAGER
77. WORLD WAR II VETERAN
78. KOREAN WAR VETERAN
79. PHILOSOPHER
80. DOCTORATE DEGREE IN
AUTODIDACTOLOGY
81. DOCTORATE DEGREE FROM UBIQUITOUS UNIVERSITY
CURRENTLY SEEKING EMPLOYMENT
